Curriculum Vitae
Name: Ak-Man
Address: http://adarkershadeofblack.blogspot.com
Personal Profile:
They said the wheel couldn’t be reinvented . . . so that’s exactly what I did! I made it rounder and added a few more curves, increasing efficiency by 0.9 percent! I am the shit, the bee’s knees, the dog’s bollocks! I am the empty barrel that made no noise, a walking conundrum with an ego that could eclipse the sun freezing over this hell we call earth. Basically, I am the pirate DVD you were please to purchase until you realised that I am indeed a cinematic experience!
Education Achievements:
- I could read and write before I went to school . . . so why did I leave with ‘C’ grades in English Language and Literature?
- Seriously considered taking a short course in creative writing.
- Read The Da Vinci Code before it was released as a movie
Key Skills/Qualities:
- Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation.
- Offbeat Humour
- Pub Quiz Knowledge
- Openly Biased Mind
Relevant Experience:
- 14+ Months of A Darker Shade Of Black
- Completed One Chapter of A Future Best-Selling Novel
- George Bush’s Speech Writer
- An Accredited Thesis Disproving The Loch
- A Tale Of Two Cities
References are available on request. But please don’t request them.
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4 comments:
George Bush's speech writer? Jeez, The Ak, I'm gonna' have to re-appraise you as a friend now..
Pst, how are you with boilers? Judging from my bill to date, there's SERIOUS cash to be made, I jest you not.
LOL. What an 'asset' that is.
So where are you, then? (Arms crossed, foot tapping)
I'm preparing a comeback . . . easier said than done. Things got pretty hectic at work so I really didn't have the time to blog... REALLY!
Didn't have time for a lot of things actually.
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