Ak-Man's Blogging CV/Resume

Curriculum Vitae

Name: Ak-Man

Address: http://adarkershadeofblack.blogspot.com

Personal Profile:

They said the wheel couldn’t be reinvented . . . so that’s exactly what I did! I made it rounder and added a few more curves, increasing efficiency by 0.9 percent! I am the shit, the bee’s knees, the dog’s bollocks! I am the empty barrel that made no noise, a walking conundrum with an ego that could eclipse the sun freezing over this hell we call earth. Basically, I am the pirate DVD you were please to purchase until you realised that I am indeed a cinematic experience!

Education Achievements:

• I could read and write before I went to school . . . so why did I leave with ‘C’ grades in English Language and Literature?
• Seriously considered taking a short course in creative writing.
• Read The Da Vinci Code before it was released as a movie

Key Skills/Qualities:

• Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation.
• Offbeat Humour
• Pub Quiz Knowledge
• Openly Biased Mind

Relevant Experience:

• 14+ Months of A Darker Shade Of Black
• Completed One Chapter of A Future Best-Selling Novel
• George Bush’s Speech Writer
• An Accredited Thesis Disproving The Loch Ness Monster
• A Tale Of Two Cities

References are available on request. But please don’t request them.

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